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Everything you think about and do is essentially a mistake. Nothing
is correct. As such, stupidity is the driving force of life while
mistakes grease the way. Not a single action goes
on without unrealized pretention framing every decision
and is only noticed when the fashion for it dies. Memory is
only defective when it works perfectly because the normal
mind needs ignorance to go forward with ever renewing hope.
Only the normal mind can do the
stupid things that need to be done.
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Stupid Predictions
Compiled by others
"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"
H.M. Warner, head of Warner Bros. Studio
rejecting a new movie technology in 1927
"Computers
in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."
"Popular Mechanics," forecasting the relentless march of
science, 1949
"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."
Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
"I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked
with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a
fad that won't last out the year."
The editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957
"But what is it good for?"
Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM,
1968, commenting on the microchip.
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home."
Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital
Equipment Corp., 1977
"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously
considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of
no value to us."
Western Union internal memo, 1876.
"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who
would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?"
David Sarnoff's associates in
response to his urgings for
investment in the radio in the 1920s.
"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn
better than a 'C,' the idea must be feasible."
A Yale University management
professor in response to Fred
Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service.
Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.
"I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not
Gary Cooper."
Gary Cooper on his decision not to take the leading role in
"Gone With The Wind."
"A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports
say America likes crispy cookies, not soft
and chewy cookies like
you make."
Response to Debbi Fields' idea of
starting Mrs. Fields' Cookies.
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out."
Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
"Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible."
Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895.
"If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The
literature was full of examples that said you can't do this."
Spencer Silver on the work that led to the unique adhesives
for
3-M "Post-It" Notepads.
"So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing,
even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about
funding us? Or we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our
salary, we'll come work for you.' And they said, 'No.'
So then we
went to Hewlett-Packard, and they said, 'Hey, we don't need you. You
haven't got through college yet.'"
Apple Computer Inc. founder Steve Jobs on attempts to get
Atari and H-P interested in his and Steve Wozniak's personal
computer.
We are All Victims of Success
Knowledge can give you choices and take them away,
but it cannot make you choose the
right way. In fact the stupider you are the more free you are to
blunder your way though a situation.
Think of the young man who flew the Cessna into Red Square in the
1980s. He knew nothing
about evading radar, but he did what no expert would have tried.
Art, for example, is the domaine of stupid people. What usually needs to happen in any
fashion, in any artistic endevor, is for the artist to make a huge faux pas which
is done so confidentally one or two people out of thousand don't realize the mistake.
These few make this mistake because they don't really understand existing art and are distracted
by the artist's confidence. Then among those few people someone says the right thing
to the right people in the right places and a new artistic fashion has begun. Just look
at those hip-hop fashion victims with their underwear showing,
their pants pulled down to their
knees and unable to run when they need to and you can see what I mean. All
the arts, and most other
games, are mistakes that got away, but, somewhere along the way, they were rationalized into
a success.
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The Real Anthropomorphism Fallacy
Geoffrey Hamilton
Blog, March 14, 2006
One of the greatest blunders of modern science has been the claim of
anthropomorphism. Animals do, act,
are, can be just like humans in so many
ways it is the basic assumption by scientists in medical research and evolutionary theory.
Yet despite all this, somehow that assumption is called a fallacy when it suits
these scientists.
The claim has many faults not least of which is irrelevancy.
If you are looking for truths, what does it matter in itself if there are
differences or similarities in various beings in the view of these scientists?
Everything, every human being has differences and similarities. Darwin claimed every person is a mutant to some degree. There is nothing that is not dissimilar or similar according to the context you throw it in.
So what?
Why must
they then constanty imply, when they don't state it bluntly, that humans are better?
Whether it's intellegence, emotion, or some combination, scientists must run for
this cover for no other reason than guilt. What they feel guilty about is the
often thoughtless uses they put animals to. But even when the uses are thoughtful and the guilt is less
strong, they become more bold in their claims and more ridiculous - like Descarte they even claim animals
have the feeling and intelligence of a jack-in-the-box.
Usually some new cartesian, or other, will cite their stock assertion against animal
rights sympathizers or someone just using common sense. Rarely, if ever, is the charge of
anthropomorphism ever argued. It is usually used just in a mocking tone, as in "You poor fools,
I'm not fooled". These scientists don't even know why they do it. When not feeling guilty
sometimes they just want to feel superior to both animals and other humans.
Darwin is the patron saint for many of these same scientists
even though he argued animals are like
humans, especially emotionally. Yet somehow these blowhards can still disrespect Darwin and
call his ideas pejoratively anthropomorphism. The other thing they do is dismiss as anecdotal the overwhelming
numbers of cases of animal's manifest emotion and intellect laden motivations
during actions for themselves or in helping people. They call that scientific observation a fallacy for no other reason than fear.
Typically they never acknowledge a single
problem with their basic assumption - that people are best - and swagger on behalf of their team
like Kilgore in Apocalypse Now over the bodies of 'dirty Cong'. Maybe it
time they got back to their main business
of figuring things out and not trying maintain a humanist religion.
GRH
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People will occasionally
stumble over the truth, but most of the time they will pick themselves up
and continue on. -- Churchill
Experts and their forecasts:fromThe Experts Speak
"Heavier-than-air flying
machines are impossible." -- Lord Kelvin, 1895
"There is not the slightest
indication that nuclear energy will ever be obtainable." -- Albert
Einstein, 1932
"I think there is a world
market for about four or five electronic computers." -- Thomas Watson,
IBM, 1943
"There is no reason for an
individual to have a computer in their home." -- Ken Olsen, DEC, 1977
A consensus
means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes
individually. --Abba Eban
"Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil?
You're crazy."
Drillers who Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist to his project to
drill for oil in 1859.
"The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives."
Admiral William Leahy, US Atomic Bomb Project.
"This fellow Charles Lindbergh will never make it. He's doomed."
Harry Guggenheim, millionaire aviation enthusiast.
"Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau."
Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University, 1929.
"Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value."
Marechal
Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole
Superieure de Guerre.
"Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific
advances."
Dr. Lee De Forest, inventor of the vacuum tube and father of
television.
"Everything that can be invented has been invented."
Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.
"For ignorance provides the happiest life" Sophocles, Ajax, 550? BC
A Dutch proverb boasts "The older a Dutchman is the stupider he gets"
"Take a chance with [being] stupid" mistaken but improved understanding of censored version of Gwen Stefani's "What You Waiting For?" 2004
"Thou thinkest what a little foolery governs the world." John Selden
"(On doing poorly in improvisational theatre) There is a freedom in
that free fall that is kind of like skydiving. And that's when you find something interesting that
you couldn't possibly have planned to find." Tina Fey, 2006
"(essay title) We reach the same end by discepant means."
"...assulted and aassayed by both ... methods (we)
can be seen to resist one,
without flinching, only to bow to the other.
Michel De Montaigne 1580
"When you succeed you learn nothing." Wernher Von Braun, Nazi and NASA rocket pioneer.
"Every idea comes about in its own way. I had an idea for a film that started with me hearing a song
and thinking it was another song."
Brad Bird, 2007, director and writer of film Ratatouille